
Once upon a Mime
In a glass box far away
There was a striped shirt named Irving
He was fairly content
Though he often found
Rubbing against a Mime's nipples unnerving
Still he climbed those fake ladders
And tugged those fake ropes
Until both the Mime's armpits were damp
And irving thought to himself
"Wow I really am lucky
When I consider what sweats in those pants!"
The End :)