Know what I hate?
When you get in the shower in the morning, commence washing (beginning with the armpits) and the soap is FREEZING COLD!
So you drop the bar of evil slippery frigidness on your toe. Due to limited get-ready time, you didn't plan to get your hair wet. So you try to slide the soap up to the rim of the tub with your foot; and by so doing, you slip on the snail-like moisture trail. After some frantic flailing to catch your balance, you still eat it. (Not the soap, the slang phrase for a violent fall.) You end up smacking your tail bone on the rim of the tub and knocking all the (also cold) shampoo bottles onto your lap and trying your damndest not to pull the shower curtain and rod on top of your contorted body!
The only thing worse than injuring yourself in such a pathetic manner is doing so naked! I think I just might be willing to spend the extra 7 bucks on pit-shaving cream and body wash in the future.
4 years ago
