Constipation.. a theory that rhymes

As of late, there seems to be an epidemic in this nation;
People in a chronic state of mental aggravation.
They’re flipping out on everyone without any provocation,
And I believe I may have found a common correlation.

Hostility is stemming from a cause I’ve isolated.
These people are all cranky just because they’re constipated.

Yes, I believe the real problem is lack of defecation;
Backed up colon, impacted stool, and poop procrastination.
A problem simply remedied by intestinal hydration
Should not cause the populous such violent irritation.

So get those heads out of those butts, and you’ll be tolerated.
And don’t crap on other people just because you’re Constipated!