(Tune of Christmas Time)
♫Halloween is here
But weather is severe
And store décor
Suggests the Christmas chore's
two months earlier this year.♫
♫Presents and Price tags,
This is such a drag.
Ornaments and Festive M&Ms
in my trick-or-treating Bag! ♫ (wish I were kidding)
♫Charity bells in the air,
Fruitcakes everywhere. (not just the edible kind)
Except for Tryptophan,
and football fans,
It’s like November’s barely there.♫
♫Black Friday causes Brawls.
Santa’s at the Mall.
It may be snide to deck him in the side
But it’s not time Deck the Halls!♫
♫Dumb sweaters, all this fuss.
It’s so ridiculous!
Up at three to get a cheap flat screen;
You fight and scream and cuss.♫
♫But let me make this clear;
when Christmas time IS near,
I’ll sing those festive tunes
and watch the Grinch cartoons
And stop popping lawn Reindeer!♫ (yes, that was me)
Merry whatever holiday it actually is, ya crazies!
