Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Nat's Cranky Christmas Song

(Tune of Christmas Time)
♫Halloween is here
But weather is severe
And store décor
Suggests the Christmas chore's
two months earlier this year.♫ 

♫Presents and Price tags,
This is such a drag.
Ornaments and Festive M&Ms 
in my trick-or-treating Bag! ♫ (wish I were kidding)

♫Charity bells in the air,
Fruitcakes everywhere. (not just the edible kind)
Except for Tryptophan,
and football fans, 
It’s like November’s barely there.♫

♫Black Friday causes Brawls.
Santa’s at the Mall. 
It may be snide to deck him in the side
But it’s not time Deck the Halls!♫
♫Dumb sweaters, all this fuss.
It’s so ridiculous!
Up at three to get a cheap flat screen;
You fight and scream and cuss.♫

♫But let me make this clear;
when Christmas time IS near, 
I’ll sing those festive tunes
and watch the Grinch cartoons
And stop popping lawn Reindeer!♫ (yes, that was me)


Merry whatever holiday it actually is, ya crazies!

1 comment:

Angie said...

You're so funny. Sorry I missed this before.