Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A survey a day keeps the productiveness away!

A
- Available: a lot more than I used to be! (not it the relationship status!)
- Age: 28- Annoyance: Blinker-leaver-onners, girls who chew gum with their mouth open while talking on their fake jewel incrested cell phones, when the arch of my foot has a wicked itch while I have lace-up shoes on, arrogance, mean people, when I hear the word “anyways”, and people who go on and on about what annoys them
- Animal: Frogs
B
- Beer: No thanks, I’ll take a virgin pepsi
- Birthday: 12-19- Best friend: I have two. You know who you are
- Body part on opposite sex: Is this asking what body part is specific to the opposite sex? -Because you really should know this- Or what I’m attracted to? Though I appreciate that first one, I have to say I’m more attracted to the ear/jawline combo and shoulder blades
- Best feeling in the world: Being outside, taking in a really deep breath, and feeling like everything is good right at that moment. Usually the feeling doesn’t last long enough.
- Blind or Deaf: I’m not partial, I enjoy the company of both blind and deaf people. What a discriminatory question! I would prefer to be blind, because good music can improve almost any bad situation. (hopefully being blind is one of those situations!)
- Best weather: Stormy with huge raindrops and no wind OR my first choice, sunny and breezy enough to avoid underboob sweat
- Been in love: I still am, though sometimes I have to talk myself into it.
- Been on stage: Yes a lot, I really miss it now. (singing, not acting)
- Believe in magic: I believe in that childhood magic feeling you get at Christmas or at Disneyland. I want that back
C
- Candy: Kitkat or Reisens. Oh, M&Ms and 100 grande bars. Pretty much anything but salt water taffy or gummy bears, or all things gummy-like.
- Color: Purple
- Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirly- Chinese or Mexican food: Mexican (I am somewhat discriminatory when it comes to ethnic food. But I wouldn’t be put out if they were allowed to be eaten in the same restaurants. Stop the food segregation!
- Continent to visit: Australia!!!! The strippers there only take their shirts off, so that’s okay isn’t it??
- Cheese: Muenster and Provolone
D
- Day or Night: Day unless I’m naked- Dancing in the rain: Oh absolutely!
E
- Eyes: Hazel- Everyone's got: A Soul (as apposed to just “soul,” which I definitely don’t have but I want it)
- Ever failed a class?: No, C is the lowest grade I ever got, and it was in college, and I wanted to cry. C is for Chemistry!
F
- First thoughts waking up: This day will not suck, this day will not suck, this day will not suck
- Food: Pasta
G
- Greatest fear: Not knowing who I am, and therefore being afraid of all the wrong things
- Goals: Get my last college degrees, lose 30 pounds, survive not working (financially)
- Gum: Cinnamon
- Get along with your parents?: Awesomely. It was slightly compromised during the first boyfriend phase.
H
- Hair Color: Honey-ish
- Height: 5’7’’
- Happy: Try every day
- Holiday: Christmas
- How do you want to die: What the crap kind of question is this?! I suppose either in my sleep OR while doing something really spectacular that I can rewind over and over to show people in heaven (or wherever I go) how cool it was
I
- Ice Cream: Pralines and Cream
- Instrument: Piano and Guitar. Pretty crappy at both
J
- Jewelry: Conservative and cheap
- Job: Domestic Engineer

K
- Kids: one toddler who I am determined not to screw up. More later? I’ll let this be out of my hands in the future, but for now I’m mostly keeping the risk factor out of my pants
-Kickboxing or Karate: Karate
- Keep a journal?: Yes. Write in it faithfully… about every three months
L
- Love: Is a battlefield according to Pat Benetar. Some wisdom DID come out of the eighties! Problem is, there is only a victory if you both win!
- Letters: I like handwritten letters, but have been sucked into email. This comment is brought to you by the letter Z
- Laugh: embarrassingly loud if I’m really amused. An obnoxious and persistent giggle if I’m nervous
M
- Milk flavor: cow. I’ll do without breast and goat.
- Movies: Comedy with some twisted humor
- Motion sickness? Used to
- McD’s or BK: ew
N
- Number: 17. Anytime I need to pull a random number out of my butt, it’s 17 (at least 17% of the time). This comment is brought to you by the number 17.
O
- One wish: To be as good a parent as mine were.
P
- Perfect pizza: Chicken and spinach, crispy crust. If it was delivery instead of specialty, canadian bacon and pineapple.
- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, diet cherry, and a lime wedge makes it particularly delightful
Q
- Quality: Loyalty
R
- Reason to cry: Period
- Reality T.V.: I used to be forthwith against all reality television. But I watched the last Bachelor faithfully.
- Radio Station: Mood-dependant
- Roll your tongue in a circle: okay… now what
- Ring size: Thix alnd a halthf (can I unroll my tongue for the rest?)
S
- Song: Sky Blue and Black (Jackson Brown) was a favorite for the longest
- Shoe size: 9
- Salad Dressing: Why are people so bloody interested in salad dressing preference?? Ranch
- Sushi: sushi is not food. It is what food eats.
- Skinny dipped? More than once… or twice!
- In the shower?: Yes, I am generally naked when I shower.. but not skinnily
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries. I don’t think blueberries are really a fruit. I think that it’s the bushes poop
T
- Tattoos?: Regrettably, yes. Between the shoulderblades
- Time for bed: What? It’s 10 am, and you’re not the boss of me!
- Thunderstorms: LOVE them
U
- Unpredictable: I try to be. Hence the tattoo and piercing escapades. I didn’t want to be definable.
V
- Vacation spot(s): San Diego Beach.
W
- Weakness: FOOD and Pepsi and saying no to my kid when he wants bad food… (or.. pepsi)
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Hmmm, my friends are smarter than that generally
- Who makes you laugh the most: my family. Not because we’re deliriously happy around eachother, but because they’re funny as hell
- Worst feeling: Failure and loss
- Wanted to be a model: Abso-freakin-lutely not!
- Wine: Pepsi- Worst weather? Windy. Snow wind sucks because the snowflakes slam into your eyes and eardrum, and warm wind sucks because it blows crap like dirt and leaves into your eyes, and your face gets hair-whipped to death
Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: Pee? Or are you calling me a coward.
Z
- Zoo animal: Spider Monkey

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept beside you?: Sweetass, though he’s been tempted to sleep elsewhere since I’ve had some nocturnal gas issues as of late
2. You went to the mall with? Shelsi
3. You went to dinner with? I haven’t gone to dinner for a long time. Probably Clayton on my birthday
4. You talked to on the phone? Callie (yay for Callie, btw)
5. Made you laugh? Kade
6. Hugged you? Had a good family hug. My favorite.

3 comments:

Amber said...

Natalie I can always count on you for a good laugh. I don't know where you come up with this stuff.

Anonymous said...

Yay for Callie?...because she's PREGNANT???

Nate + Callie said...

Dude...I love you. I can't tell you enough how happy you make me!!