Friday, April 3, 2009

"Why"s for the Wise.. the 2nd installment




I Wonder why I have always wanted to be able to pee standing up, whilst wanting to be able to do so many other tasks sitting down!

Why does it seem that ya always wake up with the deep, crusty boogers the morning after cutting all your booger-reaching fingernails off?!

Why is it that sometimes kissing is just a thrilling, rejuvenating, and euphoric experience; yet at other times it’s just sucking on the sweeter end of 27 feet of intestine?

I wonder if one of the purposes of life is to understand opposites in recognizing our potential awesomeness by our capacity to suck so badly.


1 comment:

Angie said...

LOL. Great questions!