Isn't it Ironic..

Have you ever been in the middle of something important, like the the season premier of HOUSE, and heard an unexpected yet enthusiastic knock on the door? You hesitate.. because the Doc is about to deliver a classic metaphorical insult or clever euphemism, but decide it couldn't hurt to see who's come to visit.

You distractedly open the door. You see two to three sweating individuals dressed up in smiles and flowery polyester to share the Good News!

Then when you smile back.. they will share with you that news! And the news is..... That you've been deceived and are going straight to hell with most of the population! Oh, thank the Lord, you think.. It could have been the Amway guy!