A Farewell to Foreskin ~hypothetical religious poem

Sometimes it's hard to be a Jew..
Why? you ask,
I will tell you.
They require a procedure called "Circumcision"
so the "one-eyed snake" has better vision?
It's done by a fella called a Moyle
And I hear my unit he will spoil
But since I am a faithful Yid
I'll do what my forefathers did
Farewell, dear Foreskin
I'll miss you
Sometimes it's Hard to be a Jew!