Nat's Cranky Christmas Song

(Tune of Christmas Time)

♫Halloween is here

But weather is severe

And store décor

Suggests the Christmas chore's

two months earlier this year.♫ 

♫Presents and Price tags,

This is such a drag.

Ornaments and Festive M&Ms 

in my trick-or-treating Bag! ♫ (wish I were kidding)

♫Charity bells in the air,

Fruitcakes everywhere. (not just the edible kind)

Except for Tryptophan,

and football fans, 

It’s like November’s barely there.♫

♫Black Friday causes Brawls.

Santa’s at the Mall. 

It may be snide to deck him in the side

But it’s not time Deck the Halls!♫

♫Dumb sweaters, all this fuss.

It’s so ridiculous!

Up at three to get a cheap flat screen;

You fight and scream and cuss.♫

♫But let me make this clear;

when Christmas time IS near, 

I’ll sing those festive tunes

and watch the Grinch cartoons

And stop popping lawn Reindeer!♫ (yes, that was me)

Merry whatever holiday it actually is, ya crazies!